10 Reasons Why I Don’t Want To Go To Brandcation And Why You Shouldn’t Sponsor Me

A few awesome bloggers (Momdot, Life with Levi, and Just Stop Screaming) are helping a blogger get to a weekend event called Brandcation.

They are choosing who they will sponsor based on a post that interested bloggers write about why they want to go.

This is the cabin I would stay in if they picked me to sponsor!

Well, I’m making this easy on them… I decided I would give them 10 reasons NOT to pick me to go to Brandcation with them!

So, here goes:

1. It’s only a 5 hour drive for me to get there and I really like long boring drives.  This is way too convenient for me.
2. I’m a homeschool mom… always with my kids.  Why would I want to go away without them… that would be crazy!
3. I would meet a bunch of bloggers that I only ‘see’ online… we may end up being super awesome friends.  Who really needs new friends anyway??
4. I’ve been to Dollywood and it was super fun… do I really need more fun in my life?
5. I might meet with some brands that I really get along great with and they may really like me… that would just create more work for me… ugh… work!  Who wants that???
6. Lots of people have told me I’m not a very fun person to be around, so I’m sure no one there would like me anyway…
7. You know those fudge shops in Pigeon Forge?  The ones where you gain 5 lbs. more just by looking in the window?  Yeah… I won’t stop you from going in.  In fact, I will drag you in and show you all the yummy stuff to buy.  Hello, 5 new pounds. :(
8. While we are in the Wax Museum, I will make sure to point out all the places they messed up so that it will be just a bit less enjoyable.  (Or I could make it super funny… your choice.)
9. I’m not entirely sure if I am a part of Brandfluential.  I thought I had signed up with it, but really I don’t know.  Is that bad??
10. Let’s face it… I’m waiting until less than 30 minutes before the deadline to write this post.  Clearly I don’t care if I win or not… (or maybe I really do want to win, but I was super nervous because I read a couple of the other posts like I say I shouldn’t and they were sooooo well written and I figured I didn’t have a chance… yeah… or that.)

Okay, there you go… all the reasons NOT to pick me.

Disclosure: This giveaway is sponsored by MomDot, Minnesota Blogger Life with Levi, and Toni from Just Stop Screaming.  And I’m really hoping they all have a really dry sense of humor like me and can read through all this sarcasm and know that they really should pick me, cause I’m awesome and I might be a LOT of fun to be with in Pigeon Forge… oh, and because who cares if you gain 5 lbs. looking at fudge??  It’s yummy and you’re on vacation!